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Lyn.
The new identity.
Lyn.
♥
I am the wierdest girl you'll find.
I always have new habits.
Current habit: Thinking.
Current pasttime: Staring into the computer screen.

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And why I love it, cse, it's MBLAQ.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009 2:28 PM
31May2009

My computer died.

So now I am on my brother's comp. Pissing. Anws. Tmr is MT intensive O's.

Yesterday, I went to united square. Everyone drank beer except me, duh? I mean, I dont like it. LOL. German beer somemore.

I am OUT looking for people to go to sentosa with me. Wan go? Not now. Sometime next time. Ice-skating too. (: If wan go tell me uh.

I am also OUT looking for people to accompany me to sleep. Apprntly, I'm a bad sleeper. I cant seem to fall aslp. I need someone to msg me to slp, LOL. Sounds like a bimbo. Anws, yuh. Gawsh. This is ruining my life.

I was thinking about something. Not about if I get a boyf whtsoevr, but if someone tells me he like me or smth, how the hell am I gna respnd. I mean, I nv thought abt that, srsly. I have no idea I'll react! LOLL.



Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:25 PM
28May2009, updateupdate.

Ok, time for some updates. Wna see how our class actually looks like during MT intensive? Here you go.

(Click to enlarge and see th words)

MT intensive is this time when they prepare you for th O's. Tell me, does this look anything near preparing for the O's? And that's the first day. You won't wna ask about the third/forth day. Its literally slacking time.

Oh! And I cant find the Computer studies information for candidates thing on the SEAB web. Ok wdvr.

Hmm. And bread. Look at these beautiful babies.

It goes,
Tuna, ham and cheese, egg, something, ham, tuna.
That something is an unknown. It was sweet and tastes like peanut butter but is not peanut butter. Looks like chicken floss. Wierd thing.

Now I'm having a tummyache cause I am soooo full.

Tomoro's use-your-hands. Yippee.? I am soooo looking forward to it -___-.



2:00 PM
28May2009, MT intensive's last day.

Haha. Stylish.
You are some beautiful stranger I saw the other day. No more are you my friend. Bye, Aus.
This is the most classic thing to do. Blog in class. How stylish. LOL. Its MT intensive and it has been ages since I last touchd a computr.

Monday
The first day of MT intensive was hell. Floop. And we got 4 days to tahan?! W-T-H.

Tuesday
LOL. I tell you. I cant rmb.
Oh, I had last minute rehearsals for investiture. Ohmyan. Tired shit.
When I got home, I was super pissed. I was tired, hungry, and having a bad headache. Trust me. That was the first time I actually ate so much rice. Dammit.

Wednesday
Hah! I was having the investiture. LOL. Saw Dhari's younger bro. Saw Faheema's twin. Saw Alif. LOL. Keep it short. Lazy to type.

Thursday

Ok, so far.

Ohmy. Everyone's on their comps. I mean. Its chinese!!! (: Who cares. And thn. There are noisy little kids in this freaking room. They are getting on my nerves. They are super noisy little juniors of unknown sources. Aaaaaah. I got 18th in class. W-T-H. Nellwyn got 8th in class. Fred, 10th. Ohmych. That Waikit's Rachel person is here. I am so sorry but I have some issues. ____ says, She's cheap. Suddenly, __ screamed at my ear. DAMN YOU, ___. YOU MADE ME JUMP, ASS.


My L1R4 and R5 are really scary. Trust me. They all start with a '2'. O-H-M-A-N.





Sunday, May 24, 2009 9:10 PM

I've decided to leave it all behind. (In Aust)
Anws, I went to catch Night at th museum 2 last night. With dad, mum, and man. Oh, and trust me. I loved it. People may think its childish etcetc but I love it. And that's enough. Ben Stiller has hot eyes.

Everything was beautiful. The monkeys were my fave. The Abraham Lincoln was my fave. The Kamunrah was my fave. In fact, everything was loved. Kahmunrah has this accent which was so funny. I shall stop being a spoiler. Go catch it.

I have decided to start being your stranger-you-see-on-the-streets already. I am gna act like I have memory loss and frget who you are since you are not pointing out your mistakes and correcting them. I wish you good luck.




5:40 PM
24May2009, Well thn, byebye.

I know who you're talking about.
I guess there's no turning back.

Sad to say.




5:28 PM
24May2009, It isn't me.

It wasn't my fault I didn't want to. I just don't know how.
It isn't my fault I have memory skills. It just happened.
It has been like a year since a last touched that thing. I didnt expect to get 6 marks?
It is not my fault.



Saturday, May 23, 2009 6:06 PM
Lately,

Im into symphonies.
Esp from xylophones, orchestras and every wind instrument.








3:52 PM
23May2009, This is for you.

Hah, no one knws how many times I've bloggd today. I feel like talking about him.
Let's go.

**, we met as friends, didnt we. In fact, we've been friends for longer thn anyone can imagine. But trust me, this is the first time I am talking about you to th world. I bet even my closestclosest friend dntknw who you are. And I know that when you're bored, you'll come see my blog. Recently, let's say 1 month ago. We just went out. For beehoon(: . That was nice. Tyvm. Recently, you flew back from Australia, to see your girlf. That was when we all went haywire, didn't we. I thought I was mean to you but aftermuchmuchmuch thinking, I wasnt. It was you. You thought I knew everything and acted like the whole world was yours. You treated everyone like a slave just because you think everyone cant live without you. Actually, not really like a slave. You just drag your time, take you own sweet time. And treat everyone like we owe you one big favour. You think just becase you have friends from overseas, you're the king. Hah. Get lost. So what? I mean, can you stop making me cling onto you? Im alr tired of you. I tried time and time again just to ignore you. But what happens? You will do something to make me soooo clinged on to you that I hate myself. So what if I live life my way? So what if I sleep early? I mean. It isn't even your business. I can't be bothered about you so why don't you do the same. Shudup. Many times I sent you messages and you just ignore them like you're the king. So? When I ignore yours, you give me some wierd thing I call attitude. But I dont deny that I need to talk to you sometimes. I don't mean to be this straightforward but you've already started giving me the cold shoulder. So, I've decided to do this. I know I cant blame anyone for this and I am not blaming anyone for this. I just have enough of your stupid attitude. If you wna repent, just start treating me like a friend again. Not like a dog. Not like an ass. Not like you. I promise I'll move on like nothing has happened. Here, I say, **, I am not you. Neither will I be like you.

Friend, I'll forgive you.
But I still wont leak his name out here or by mouth because apprntly, he hates it.
You hate it, don't you.



1:04 PM
Oh yay.

I've learnt to be good.

Number 1, I learnt how to touchup ugly skin on photoshop.
I found this picture on google and I did something to it.

I swear I did this myself.

Let's have another example.


Get what I mean?
Not some awesomeawesome skill but good enough to move on.

Aiya. If you need me help you do ths thingy, can tell me. Glad to help♥



11:19 AM
23May2009, This is goodbye.

Stop it.
No, I'm not over it.

Because of 1 person, my life is ruined.
Because of 1 person, I treat the whole world like an ass.
Because of 1 person, I feel like an ass.
Because of 1 person, I hate life.

If you're seeing this, step out of my life. I'm serious about this. Step. Out. Don't take advantage of my trust in you. In fact, I'm happy you're going back to Australia. I shed crocodile tears for you. So, trust me. No, I am not going to Australia to find you when I feel like it. No, I am not gonna miss you when you go overseas. So, just go.
(Apprntly, it's no point saying too much cause I cant name this person. He has been a nice friend once.)
Tyvm.



Friday, May 22, 2009 10:51 PM
Hey.

You hate me, don't you.
You are wishing I could get out of your vision span life.
Dido.




10:25 PM
22 May 2009, am tired. and sick.

Sick of following.
Sick of eating.
Sick of talking.
Sick of being fat and ugly.
Sick of being stupid.
Sick of acting.
Sick of you.
Sick of all of you.
Sick of everything.

Wants to sleep.
Wants to learn.
Wants to study.
Wants to be independent.
Wants to be emotionally stable.
Wants to be confident.
Wants to sleep.

So guy, get lost.



2:37 PM
I have nothing to say.

You can say life in school has totally changed.

Now, I talk less.
Now, I enjoy being alone.
Now, I sleep more.
Now, I feel alone.
Now, I laugh less.

I bet some people don't even notice anymore. Sick? Yes. Sick. Sick of school. Sick of her. Sick of him. Sick of them and so on. Its kinda dumb how much I am scared of being alone but the ironic thing is, I am alone.

Our class burger also committed suicide. Actually, not really. Nazem killed it. It is was our only source of laughter.
Do the comparison yourself.


And darlings,
Having stomachaches at 2am ain't fun.



Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:06 PM
20 May 2009, I'm late.

I wantd to blog about th SEOUL GARDEN trip. But I dont have the photos. ANW, I am so lazy to type. Go to HEREHEREHEREHERE to see la. Sheila's post. Says everything.

NEW SONG! Listen. Chinese one la.

你说我对你紧紧跟随
你觉得疲惫
你一句话就逼我撤退

没想到你说最近选择
一个人睡
我忍住眼泪我尊重眼泪
孤独万岁失恋无罪
谁保证一觉醒来有人陪
我对於人性早有预备
还不算太黑
独身万岁失恋无罪
爱不够爱你的人才受罪
用过去悲伤换来自由
难道不珍贵
一个人崩溃不是在犯罪

你说我对你紧紧跟随
你觉得疲惫
你一句话就逼我撤退

没想到你说最近选择
一个人睡
我忍住眼泪我尊重眼泪
孤独万岁失恋无罪
谁保证一觉醒来有人陪
我对於人性早有预备
还不算太黑
独身万岁失恋无罪
爱不够爱你的人才受罪
用过去悲伤换来自由
难道不珍贵
一个人崩溃不是在犯罪
一个人崩溃并不是在犯罪

孤独万岁失恋无罪
谁保证一觉醒来有人陪
我对於人性早有预备
还不算太黑
独身万岁失恋无罪
爱不够爱你的人才受罪
用过去悲伤换来自由
难道不珍贵
一个人崩溃并不是在犯罪
一个人崩溃并不是在犯罪

Nice right. LOL.



Sunday, May 17, 2009 8:47 PM
Such a sleeping beauty ass.

I am starting to be a sleeping ass these few days. I just slept for 3 hours at least and now, I AM FELING SLEEPY AGAIN. I have no idea whats happening to me.

Tmr, meeting Sheila at 9.45 @ Jurong MRT. But I am so scared she'll pangseh cause she's always late. And I dont seem to knw Jurong that well, yknww.

Then, at 11, will be meeting Nellwyn and the three of us will go Seoul gdn. LOL. I mean, its a pact made long time ago. Thanks to sheila, all boiled away.

Phew myan. Tough day taking care of spark, today.

Apprntly, I have no mood to upload pics tday so toodles.



Saturday, May 16, 2009 6:32 PM

Clearing up th junk in my room is giving me a headache. But I found this.

It's adorable ohkaay.

It was taken in a studio. Sent for competition one hor. There;s another photo that my mum sent for competition. Not putting that up cause it is me, when I was 3 and a half years, i was wearing a bikini. SENT FOR COMPETITION! Omgsssshhh.

LOL. Aiyah. My headache i stoppng me frm blogging. Blame it.



Friday, May 15, 2009 9:14 PM
15 May 2009, Part 2.

And yes, If you realised, I changed my blog pic on th right.
Hahs. The lip is not photoshopd in. It is drawn on th piece of tissue. x-o-x-o. I finally know how to do the colour splash thing. (: I actually went shopping right aftr exam with my mum. LOL. I tried on many tops. There's one that make my boobs look big, another tht make me look like a tribal person. (Consisting of gingers, Delwyn) The purple one, Natural boob enhancement.

LOLs, then I went to MANGO. My mum spent $300, ON HER OWN. And she got th membership thingy? But the card will come 6 mnths ltr because apparntly, it will come from Spain. But she's given a temporary one. Duh?! If you didnt knw tht, you've been shopping lesser thn me.

Went fr dinner at Kuishin-bo @ Jurong Point. Long time since I last been there. While I was taking green tea, I saw Ian. (Frm 4e5.) I saw him. I was like, EY? He also EY-ed back. Then I was like LOL. When I went back to my seat, I was like OMGDOMGDOMGD. Ma, man, I saw my scholmate. HAHAA! Best thing could happen? He was sitting right beside my table. LOLLOL. How small can this world get? I was literally sitting beside this person of his family just that we were separated by a hole-y thing. This is to prove that SINGAPORE IS REALLY SMALL. He left before 7. I guess he came for that early bird promo? I went for that once. But didnt like to rush. SO that was th last. But it was a good promo. Just that I was a slow eater. Seating was something like tht.

Awkwaaaard?

However, had lots of fun at dinner today. Cant rmb why, tho.

Anothr vid recommendation!


Lol. One of the most sensical spoof I saw so far.




12:14 PM
15 May 2009, Umbrella.

ELLA ELLA EH EH EH.

I SO LOVE THE ALL TIME LOW UMBRELLA COVER! ♥ Heard the vanilla sky one, sheila. Dnt like it. Love A.L.T's better. (:

Anws, haha. Science P1 was ok. Average. Still passable. CS was dumb. SHE DRAGGD SO LONG! Tmdxzxz. Anws, Im cool. Mum's out perming her hair at Bishan. How cute can she get. Man's or maple. GAWD. Me? I am eating my FAVOURITEEEEEEE SLICED FISH BEEEEHOOOON! Wooooh!~ My mum bought it. I wanted to take a pic of it and put it here. But when I saw it, Iw as too hungry and PHERSHING! It's Gone. I finished it. HAHAHAHA. The best thing? I ate it n the best way possible. I cut two little chilli padis and dump thm in. Then boil it a while. FWOAH! POWERRRRRRR! Wl. Nw I want anoter bowl. But I knw I cant finish it. mumblesmumbles.

Shockingly, I did amths ytd. Was to help Xanne and her boyf? Tht Eugene guy. Yea. He was tall. But I'm taller. LOL. Jkjk. Ya. Tall la. Lookd familiar, but who caaares. LOL. I felt so proud of myself. I DID AMTHS. Although I wasnt much of Help but more of Nuisance. LOL.

Shockingly, Waikit is the top scorer of tht facebook thing, how well do you knw me. He knws me bettr thn Nauar? Tht's scary.


BEEEEHOOOOOOOON!



Thursday, May 14, 2009 3:56 PM
14 May 2009.


Goodbye, Mr Loh!
Yesyes, our lovely VP is retiring. I'll miss youuu! (And your head, no offence!) Lol. He's been nice. I mean, which VP will talk lke a little ahpeh you see in the kopitiam? VP leh! Which VP will be so conccerned looking at th students until almost flal of th stage? VP leh! This is gettng too emotional. LOL. I cant believe I am actually blogging about VPs. LOL. What is this world coming to? Gaah. Been laughing all th way wth Sheila. She pangseh-ed me when we were abt to go home. Well. Used to walkng home alone. Anws, She is still afraid of my dog. I repeat. She is still very afraid of my dog. Muahaha. Cool or wht.


I feel like a girly girl nwdays. I was just talking to Sheila about my phobia of motorbikes. Now I feel like a girly girl. WTV. Lol. BAAAAAH! Today I am gna sleep early! Yippee yahy yahy yippee yippee yahy. I need to catch up on my sleep or I'll be the first talkng panda. HAHA, not funny. Let's see. Any nice videoos.

Oh, I found this really old video. I LOVE THIS BABY. LOLLOLLOL. I will laugh watching this everytime.

He is soooooooo cute.

Gabersh.



Wednesday, May 13, 2009 2:55 PM
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.

Photos to updaaate,


You can say I am VERY into my dog. I mean, look at how cute he is. Bottom right, he posed th SHOCK face, yknww. See, large photo, he POSES for my cam! More nicr photos but those were when he was young. How adorable.

Hah. I am too into COLOURS OF THE WIND now. I thnk its one of th best 'forgotten' songs. As in, its been forgotten. But I love tht song, ohkaaaay.

Been studying up late nwdays. Dnt like it. Cant wait for friday when it'll all end. POOHS! CS was gay. I am totally flunkng it.

I have sudden craving for wangwangs and oreos. Send them to me. Now.

If you dont actually visit her blog, then watch this.

The guy with th orange hair's umbrella koyak. SUPER FUNNY MUCH?
The guys here really scare me. BUT ITS FUNNNNY.



Sunday, May 10, 2009 9:30 PM
Live my life.

Saw sheila's blog. Decided to check up my name on urbandictionar.

I SWEAR I HATE URBAN DICTIONARY.
Sherlyn,

someone who smells like fish (I smell like fish?!) and jumps on every guy she sees ( I SO DO NOT!) and has pimples on her boobs (No, I DONT.) and thinks shes hot when she not (I KNW I'm not hot-__- I DONT DENY IT.)... is conceited and chooses not to take showers so they can keep their hair straight and greasy (NO!!!) and who doesn't know how to wear shirts that cover up her boobs or granny panties that don't stick out her pants. also someone who knows how to walk like a normal person and doesn't waddle back and forth and tries to be friends with people that don't want to be her friend.
I AM TOO PISSED OFF TO READ ON. FAG IT. It's out to get me aint it. SHUTUP.

Thanks to urbandctionary, I feel totally wastd now.

I decided to check up everyone in our class's definition.

Here we go. (I'll skip those with no definitions.)
#1, JENNY:
An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
#3, LOIS: a super sexy beast who supersexybeastness is too much for any guy to handle. in other words, they don't know what to do around her so they become unintelligible with their words.
#6. SHERLYN: Dont talk about it. Shutup.
#9. JOEL: Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.
#11. FREDERICK: Something so idiotic it cannot be explained by any natural phenomena. HAH!
#12. MARK: A name given to the coolest, funniest, most popular, and most enjoyable Males in the world.
#13. JONATHAN: Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers. ?!?!?!?!
#14. KENNY: The foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. LOL!
#15. CHRISTOPHER: means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher.
#18. DARRYL: a complete and utter moron.
#21. ALEX: A universally well-recognized unisexual name.
#28. SEBASTIAN: a blowjob underneath a table. HAHAHAHAAAAAA!
#29. FRANCIS: A total retard who doesn't know up from down. He can usually be found jacking off to Michael Jackson.
#33. GAVIN: an extremely large penis. Its a word that is becoming more common HAH!
#35. DELWYN:An african tribe. Consisting of gingers.
#36. IVAN: A boyfriend who can be a COMPLETE ASSHOLE and the sweetest guy at the same point in time. THAT IS SO SWEET!
#38. TRISTAN: A guy who is dating someone that is obviosly way to young for them. No amount of feedback from peers or ridicule can change them.

TOTAL SUMMARY: We have beautiful people, stinky people, penises, skins on penises, BLOWJOBS, assholes, retards in 4E2. How cool.

(They are all according to urbandictionary.com , not MY definition)

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Responses:
Delwyn (over msn ) : gingers meaning red hair pale skin and freckles, or the food? The food.
Sebas (over msn ) : blowjob yr head la. Not me! urbandictionary!






Saturday, May 9, 2009 10:48 PM
Boy oh boy.

Really. I love my mum. The round thing like saw? Flew to her leg. Bled. She so strong. Put th cream also tahan. If me my leg will kick my dad alr. SUPER PAIN. I see also super pain. I super love my mum. Se bought me so much stuff? Mum, ILY. Tmr's mothers' day. (: Jeeeez.


My back hurts soooo much.



Friday, May 8, 2009 12:44 PM
Boys.

Hah! Ytd I found this telephone-number-on-foolscap in my file. Then didnt knw who. So i msged it. HAH. Who the hell is Andrew? 13 YEARS OLD?! Lol. -____-

Apprntly, my cough aint going away! No, it isnt. Shucks. Tday's papers: EM and Sc(Phy) P2. Hahs. EM was Ok. Bet I made a gazillion careless mistakes. Phy? Didnt expect section B to be that easy. I think I can do all the questions but I'll fail cause I don't knw the units? Yea.

Life is a bastard. The only thing you can do is be a bitch and face it. The bitch wins the bastard. Oh ghey. And trust me, I'll go back there once the O's are over(:



Thursday, May 7, 2009 1:15 PM
Curiosity STRESS! kills the cat

Srsly. When I am stressd, I cant think. Tried and proven. Amaths. Dont talk abt it. Breathe abt geog and I'll kill you. Tmr's emaths and physics. DAMM physics. OMGD. PHYSICS. Shucks myan. Went hme with sheila toking abt random stuffs, tday. I guess these few days I'll be going home with sheila. As in, walkng th westmall way. We were totally late for exam just now. Me, Moe oo, Sheila, raysha, saferah, sharvin, and I cant rmb who else. We all ran to th hall 10 minutes late. FUNNY! While running. My shoe flew off. I screamd; AAAAAAH! MY SHOEEEEE! Super loud. L-O-L.




Found this on google. Google found it ffrom AHAJOKES.com,
try it. (:

Naaaaaah, you can just try it on the computer. It works. I saw this on Nat Ho's blog: Karma's a bitch, Remember that. Fwoah. Tested and proven. No kidd.



Wednesday, May 6, 2009 3:43 PM
Hahs. Wadevaaa?

I guess I was knda more observant tday? So I have loads of things to talk abt. (:

PE.
As usual, didnt do anth much. Literally sat backstage for th fan. Played with th fan. Talkd to ivan. AGAIN. Ydups. Its shocking how much me, sheila and Ivan only gets into conv. during PE or Amaths.

CS.
Hah! Nazem is unlucky to sit bside me agn. Trust me, he cant stand me. Irritating him is fuuunn. Ok shutup.

Phy.
Slacktime? Super yes. OMFG. Two days ltr Phy. -_____- I hear death.

EM.
Same. She went thru serangoon sec th papr. I was doing th NEW set of paper. See I hw guai. Thn arif came along and DONT-ACT-LA-YOU-ed me. Then, wierdly, he took my calculator and type in his handphne number. Said, NAH, My number. I was like. Huh?!

Some random moments,
Ok, During breaktime, Sheila had this load of hair sticking out. Like a anchor fish. You knw. Anchor fish. Super funny.
Mark also went like STUPID BURGER whn I was on my way outta class. I guess tht burger hit him on th head. What burger? Class joke.
SUDDENLY, I rmbd. How do you say 7 in Tamil? Another 4E2's personal insiders' story.
On the bus, I saw ths bangla OMGD. His phne rang and it was some FAIRYTALE music. Like pixie-pixie kind. Scary.

I am also like. Super tired of being a procrastinator. PLEASE! WAKE UP! Tmr is freakng GEOG AND AMTHS PAPER ALR! Fag. I hate myself. I guess my left brain and right brain may look alike but they dont fit. Trust me, they DONT fit. My brain always say, Sherlyn, study. Thn, another thought are saying, NOW LA. 2 MORE MINUTES REST. See? Get wht I mean. If you dont, forgt it. You'll nv understand. *sigh.



STUPID BURGER.



Monday, May 4, 2009 10:31 AM
I'm calling in sick.




Sick. Shit. I am sick. My enemies should be really happy. No, I didnt go to sch cause I knw they'll send me back. Had sorethroat since thursday night. Sore throat and flu since friday night. Sore throat, flu and fever since sunday morning. Tday, no more fever. Craps. I had to eat this really huge medicine we bought from the chinese medical halls. SUPER HUGE. But thanks to me and me keep falling sick. I eat tablets too often that this isnt a problem. I will upload it maybe later. Too lazy. I gotta study geog. Super scared.

Omgd. I went to open the room door. I didnt knw got somhing behind it the door rebounded back. Heart attack. I thought I was gna die thr.

Its shocking tht Weiboon is also sick. LOL. I saw him on facebook. He says he has blockd nose, runny nose and etcetc. I THNK francis is sick too. Ohwell.

Let's all get well soon.



Friday, May 1, 2009 10:03 PM
Wierd dinner me had tonite.



Yes, I had japanese buffet. At riverview hotel. Super funny. We had 11 people. So we were given a 'room'. Like those triads? Ydup. Bad thing was, aircon wasnt working. So, my uncle complained. Suddenly, he became the complain king? Complained for 30 minuts and FINALLY! The manager came. She said she would give everyone a free scoop of Green Tea Ice cream. My aunt was like. No! It is so h ot that we all have no mood to eat! We want a discount. She said. Ya. I give you all 20% off.

My aunt: 20% is not enough. We ordered abit and we cannot tahan.
And then we give you vouchers also so you come back next time.
No. Discount is enough, dear. But 20% too little.
*Manager made a call.
Sorry, my boss say at most 20%. And ice cream.
Ok ok. 20%. Nvm.

When we got th voucher, It goes like: You have to bring 3 people then get $38 off bill. WTH? Not worth hello?! Ghey.
Then, went for dessert.

Ydups.

I freaking saw th BMW place with loads of BMW cars?
Super mad hot please.



1:13 PM
1 May. Let's start afresh.





Yduup. I went to Katong to eat prawn bee hoon. Ok la. Macpherson's one is still nicer. I wont give you all th exct place cause ITS CROWDED ENOUGH ALREADY, for goodness sake. It needs no more advertising. Thn thr was this old lady, talkd to me in Cantonese. I didnt understand. My mum translated.

Oldwoman: xxxxxxxxxx
Mum: Oh. You both look alike. (me and dad)
Me: *huh face.
Oldwoman: *pointed to me and said. xxxxxxxxxxx
Mum: oh. you very hou meng. (hao ming in chinese, good life in english)
Me: OOO. See. Goodlife?

Yduup. OMGD. Ytd. I SWEAR I HEARD ANOTHER GRANNY TOKING TO TH GRANDSON. Yaya, the bus going lanjiao. I was like? They repeated it many times OHKAAAY. Nellwayn said she and Sheila saw ths braless lady on th MRT. I was like OMGD? Singapore is such an interesting place. Nellwyn said, OMGD, Thn we grow up who is th lanjiao-ish grandma and who is th braless man. I was like I AM TH LANJIAO-ISH and Sheila's th BRALESS. She can flaunt it anws.

Ghey much?

I GOT A GOOD LIFE! Where's my handsome, tall, funny, rich, MAN, hero? He owes me a good life. Or I'll slap him.