Yduup. I went to Katong to eat prawn bee hoon. Ok la. Macpherson's one is still nicer. I wont give you all th exct place cause ITS CROWDED ENOUGH ALREADY, for goodness sake. It needs no more advertising. Thn thr was this old lady, talkd to me in Cantonese. I didnt understand. My mum translated.

Oldwoman: xxxxxxxxxx
Mum: Oh. You both look alike. (me and dad)
Me: *huh face.
Oldwoman: *pointed to me and said. xxxxxxxxxxx
Mum: oh. you very hou meng. (hao ming in chinese, good life in english)
Me: OOO. See. Goodlife?

Yduup. OMGD. Ytd. I SWEAR I HEARD ANOTHER GRANNY TOKING TO TH GRANDSON. Yaya, the bus going lanjiao. I was like? They repeated it many times OHKAAAY. Nellwayn said she and Sheila saw ths braless lady on th MRT. I was like OMGD? Singapore is such an interesting place. Nellwyn said, OMGD, Thn we grow up who is th lanjiao-ish grandma and who is th braless man. I was like I AM TH LANJIAO-ISH and Sheila's th BRALESS. She can flaunt it anws.

Ghey much?

I GOT A GOOD LIFE! Where's my handsome, tall, funny, rich, MAN, hero? He owes me a good life. Or I'll slap him.